Ain't We Got Fun (Remastered 2026 in Super Stereo by Good Gold Records)

(Verse 1)

Bill collectors gather

'Round and rather

Haunt the cottage next door

Men the grocer and butcher sent

Men who call for the rent

But with in a happy chappy

And his bride of only a year

Seem to be so cheerful

Here's an earful

Of the chatter you hear

(Chorus)

Every morning

Every evening

Ain't we got fun?

Not much money

Oh but honey

Ain't we got fun?

The rent's unpaid dear

We haven't a bus

But smiles were made dear

For people like us

In the winter

In the summer

Don't we have fun?

Times are bum

And getting bummer

Still we have fun

There's nothing surer

The rich get rich

And the poor get children

In the meantime

In between time

Ain't we got fun?

(Verse 2)

Just to make their trouble nearly double

Something happen'd last night

To their chimney a gray bird came

Mister Stork is his name

And I'll bet two pins

A pair of twins

Just happen'd in with the bird

Still they're very gay and merry

Just at dawning I heard

(Chorus 2)

Every morning

Every evening

Don't we have fun?

Twins and cares dear

Come in pairs dear

Don't we have fun?

We've only started

As mommer and pop

Are we downhearted?

I'll say that we're not

Landlords mad

And getting madder

Ain't we got fun?

Times are so bad

And getting badder

Still we have fun

There's nothing surer

The rich get rich

And the poor get laid off