If We Got Married

If we got married, boredom like monster

Would bring disaster into our land

If we got married, all great feelings for you

Would certainly slip through my fingers like sand

If we got married, you and your mother

And maybe your brother would mess with my life

If we got married, you'd try to look happy

While I'd be the puppy of a typical wife

So darling, honey, baby, let's just skip all that

Darling, honey, baby, let's not shrink in that

Darling, honey, baby, let's just skip all that

We've found our own way to make life flat

If we got married, my time would go faster

While I'd be trying to master how to be a dad

If we got married, you'd be fulfilling

Your greatest dealing, while I'd only be sad

If we got married, our special moments

Would be silly comments in a fancy blow-out

Can't we get carried away by seductions

Forget all instructions we could live without?

So darling, honey, baby, let's just skip all that

Darling, honey, baby, let's not shrink in that

Darling, honey, baby, let's not shrink in that

We've found our own way to make life flat

We've found our own way to make life flat

We've found our own way, let's drink to that