Champagne Problems

You booked the night train, for a reason

So you could sit there, in this quiet season

Your mom's in the kitchen, your brother's in town

And I'm just a girl, who's gonna let you down

You had a ring in your pocket

A victory in your hand

But i couldn't be the queen, of this small town land

The lockers were cold

And the lights were low, I said no

And I had nowhere to go

Your heart was glass, that dropped

Champagne problems

Oh, you had a speech, you were speechless

I was the hero who turned out to be reachless

Your sister splashed out on the bottle

But I'm the one, who hit, the throttle

Champagne problems in the locker room

Like, I walked away, in the middle of the night

Yeah, champagne problem

He told your family for a reason

It was the ultimate play of the season

But I'm a mastermind of a different kind of wind

I couldn't let the happily ever after begin

See what a rape such a lovely bride

What a shame she's got, too much crime

Now the stadium, is empty and the glass, is on the floor

I'm the one who's walking through the locker room, door

I dropped your hand while dancing

Left you out there out, on the turf romancing

Champagne problems

Was she?

I'm sorry

I'm sorry