I’m Just Being Honest

Walk into the venue, you slipped me your CD

Asked me if I'd listen, give you my critique

I listened to it, but halfway through it

I had to quit, your band sounds like shit

So, here we go

Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest

I should have lied

Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest

Walk into the bedroom, you were standing there

Turned around and smiled at me and said, "You just cut your hair"

But then I told you, I thought you looked better before

You said, "Hope you like sleeping on the floor"

So, here we go

Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest

I should have lied

Now you're mad at me, I'm just being honest

How about from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines

So, here we go

Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest

And now I'm staring at her napkin

With seven digits that I can't make out

She wrote it down in purple lipstick

I should never, I should never opened up

And baby, it's because I'm Irish

I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut

Is that an eight? Is that a zero?

I should have never, I should have never opened up

So, here we go

Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest

I should have lied

Now you're mad at me, I'm just being honest

How about from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines

So, here we go

Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest (I'm just being honest)

Whoa-oh-oh (I'm just being honest)

Whoa-oh-oh (I'm just being honest)