1st Band on the Moon

There's a problem with the girls here on Earth

They stopped acting dizzy wearing miniskirts

Seems like everything wild is in distaste

Gotta get my band off in outer, outer space

I want a place that wants arena rock

Along with the girls who wanna suck my...

Take our music up and fry some brains

Teach a dimension how to go, go insane

It can't come too soon

Someone always has to break the rules

Like a rock n roll cartoon

First band on the moon

Now it won't be too long

Until we get to sing our songs

Even if we're outta tune

First band on the moon

Everybody watchin' on their TV sets

Came out of the shuttle dancin' penthouse pets

And someone grabs a mic and really lets it

Spit

But the band is so loud

We blow the, blow the transmit

It can't come too soon

Someone always has to break the rules

Like a rock n roll cartoon

First band on the moon

Now it won't be too long

Until we get to sing our songs

Even if we're outta tune

First band on the moon

That's one small step for man

One giant leap backwards for mankind

It can't come too soon

Someone always has to break the rules

Like a rock n roll cartoon

1st band on the moon

Now it won't be too long

Until we get to sing our songs

Even if we're outta tune

First band on the moon

Even if we're outta tune

First band on the moon