Gay Pirates (Radio Edit)

This water is too salty

For me to even drink

I'd rather walk the dreaded plank

Than stay another week

But it's you my love

You're my land ahoy

And I'm sick of being beaten

And whipped and lashed to death

I want one night with no gang-rape

But I won't hold my breath

But it's you my love

You're my land ahoy

Yeah, you're my boy

Yo-ho, Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad

Yo-ho, Sebastian

I wanna love you good

And we deserve much better than we've had

They say they're gonna kill me

If I look at you once more

Pissed in my hammock yesterday

So I'll sleep on the floor

I'd be under the sea

But you hold me above

And they put glass on my sandals

So my feet would bleed all day

And they forced me to wear them

Or they said they'd make you pay

I'd be under the sea

But you hold me above

Cuz you're the man I love

Yo-ho, Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad

Yo-ho, Sebastian

I wanna love you good

And we deserve much better than we've had

The captain found out 'bout us

And ordered them to throw

Us both overboard tonight

Together we will go

But I'm yours you know

And I'll love you still in hell

And I hope they didn't tie up

Your hands as tight as mine

I'll see you on the bed of this

Blue ocean babe, sometime

But I'm yours you know

And I'll love you still in hell

Down we fell

And I'm singing

Yo-ho, Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad

Yo-ho, Sebastian

I wanna love you good