Letras
Yeah, you really cut me down to size
Shaped me into any style you liked
Bled me out, and bled me dry
It wasn't painless, my momma lied
But now the scissors are in my hands
You're in my seat, and I have a plan
Welcome to my barbershop
Where groomers get their balls cut off
Take a little extra off the top
And send them home without a ahh
Welcome to my barbershop
I have a list, you're at the top
It's too late now, don't wanna talk
I don't take cash, I just take ahh
These days I live for the moments just like this
Pure unadulterated unbridled bliss
You beg and you plead,
You swear that you've been fixed
"No, but you will be..." I say with a grin
Cuz now the scissors are in my hands
You're in my seat, and I have a plan
Welcome to my barbershop
Where groomers get their balls cut off
Take a little extra off the top
And send them home without a ahh
Welcome to my barbershop
I have a list, you're at the top
It's too late now, don't wanna talk
I don't take cash, I just take ahh
It's about that time
That I cut you loose
But just one reminder
Before I do
There's nowhere to hide
And you've got plenty to lose
Next time it's your life
If you decide to groom
Welcome to my barbershop
Where groomers get their balls cut off
Take a little extra off the top
And send them home without a ahh
Welcome to my barbershop
I have a list, you're at the top
It's too late now, don't wanna talk
I don't take cash, I just take ahh
Sit the fuck still
Snip snip
Call that a Mike drop
Bye bye