Song for When You Want to Say I Love You but You Can’t (Live) (Live)

Hey girl

You know we've been dating for a long time now

Going on five whole weeks

Now that's commitment, baby

So we've prepared this very special song

For the very special ladies in our lives

Listen up

It was magic on our first date

At the food court in the mall (at the Sbarro)

You still won't let me meet your parents

But hey, that's your call

(You're a strong, independent woman)

Remember our first kiss

Romantically lit

In the Wal-Mart parking lot

(Always low prices)

And then what did we do?

We got matching tattoos

Of our high school mascot

(The charging chipmunks)

Now I'm ready to say

I lost my shoe in the park

It was a flip-flop, have you seen it?

I lotioned my skin with hotel shampoo

It was an accident

You nursed me back to health

When I woke up in Mexico

(He was missing a kidney)

And I drove you to the hospital

When you fell off the hoverboard

And broke both elbows

(All two of 'em)

You shaved my hairy back

Popped the pimples I can't reach

And you went with me to get my dog spayed

(Helping control the pet population)

I think it's time to lock this down

Open my heart

And finally say

I long-jump on the weekends

I'm in a league, you should come watch

I lowered my car insurance

By fifteen percent when I switched to Geico (Not a sponsor)

Those three little words

They're so hard to say

And even though I can't say 'em

I want you think I'm saying 'em anyway

I'll make you happy

If you just do this

Just put it on mute (mute it up)

And read my lips

Olive juice

Elephant poo

All the shoes

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