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I wanna tell you all a story
About a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter
Who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well, her daughter came home one afternoon
And didn't even stop to play
And she said, "Mom, I got a note here
From the Harper Valley PTA"
Well, the note said, "Mrs. Johnson
You're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinking
And running 'round with men and going wild
And we don't believe you oughta be
A-bringin' up your little girl this way"
And it was signed by the secretary
Harper Valley PTA
Well, it happened that the PTA
Were gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson
Wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard
I can still recall the words she had to say
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting
Of the Harper Valley PTA
"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sitting there
And seven times he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice
Whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why
Your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't Willie Jones be told to keep
The window shades all pulled complete down?
"Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here
'Cause he stayed too long in Kelly's bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath
You'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me
That you think that as a mother, I'm not fit
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"
Well, I wouldn't put you on
Because it really did, it happened just this way
The day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
The day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA