Are You Drinkin' with Me Jesus

Well, I saw you sittin' there

I was tryin' not to stare

I wasn't sure if it was you

I didn't know just what to do

Well, are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?

I can't see you very clear

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus?

Won't you buy a friend a beer?

Well, as you nestled on your barstool

I felt your warmness within

You know, when I looked down at my pants

And that wasn't warmness

I wet myself again

Well, are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?

I can't see you very clear

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus?

Won't you buy a friend a beer?

Does your head pound, Jesus

As hungover you do rise?

How does paradise look, Jesus

Through holy bloodshot eyes?

Should we take a cab home, Jesus?

Shit, man, we can hoof it from here

I know you can walk on the water

But can you walk on this much beer?

Let me ask you

Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?

I can't see you very clear?

Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?

Would you buy a friend a beer? Everybody now

Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?

I can't see you very clear?

Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?

Would you buy a friend a beer? Yeah

Thank you, Jesus

Yeah, that's mine, pay me