The Cheatin'

4th time at the altar

I guess the 3rd time wasn't the charm

75 with a gleam in his eye little sweet thing on his arm

Best man leaned in and asked him

Are you sure you wanna go through with this

He said son I got my reasons but there's one that tops my list

I miss the cheatin

I miss the running around

I miss the late night rendezvous

Making out parking lot in the wrong side of town

I missed the twinkle in a bad girls eye

I missed the cheatin and that ain't no lie

The preacher overheard em stopped in the middle and pulled the bride aside

He said this oath I protect and I really must object you know I married this fool three times

She shrugged her shoulders said I like em older, richer and none the wise you know padre I ain't no Pollyanna and this may be a surprise

I missed the cheatin

I missed the running around

I missed the late night rendezvous

Making out parking lot in the wrong side of town I missed the twinkle in a bad boys eye

I miss the cheatin and that ain't no lie

All you glass house dwellers with the stones in your hands and judgement on your minds

You said there's no truth to it that you didn't do it but we all know you're lying

You miss the cheatin you miss the running around you miss the late night rendezvous making out parking lot on the wrong side of town

You miss the danger in a new lovers eye you miss the cheatin and you can't deny

You miss the cheatin and that ain't no lie