I've Never Done Anything Like This

I met her at the Sonic

She was listenin' to Tonic

With her iPod and her roller skates

She said her name was Summer

When I asked her for her number

She said, "Never mind, I get off at 8"

She had eyes like Heaven, a face like an angel

But she had the body from Hell

Within a half an hour

We were naked in the shower

Takin' dirty pictures on my cell

Then she whispered in my ear

"I've never done, I've never done

I've never done anything like this

I've never done, I've never done

I've never done anything like this"

Yeah, right!

She drove me in her Saturn

To the Sweetwater Tavern

Just a block off of Denton Square

She did a shot of Jäger

And she made out with the waiter

While I was just a-sittin' there

Before too long, her clothes came off

Like somethin' outta Girls Gone Wild

Had to come up with the bail

Just to get her out of jail

And she threw up out the passenger side

Then she whispered in my ear

"I've never done, I've never done

I've never done anything like this

I've never done, I've never done

I've never done anything like this"

Yeah, right!

She says that trouble never finds her

No fucked-up history behind her

She says she's never stolen anything

Except the car we're driving

(Aw, shit!)

Then she whispered in my ear

"I've never done, I've never done

I've never done anything like this

I've never done, I've never done

I've never done anything like this

I've never done, I've never done

I've never done anything like this

I've never done, I've never done

I've never done anything like this"

Yeah, right!