It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat (from Pumping Iron)

Bench press and jumping jacks

All good ways to lose those fats

Go ahead and touch my chest

You won't feel no flabby breasts

It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat

Get ready to get pumped

I don't want to hear excuses

Get up here and sing along

and scream like dying mooses

It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat

It's simple, if it jiggles

It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat