I Am So Much Better Than You At Everything (From Royalties)

I am so much better than you at everything

You put on pants one leg at a time

But I'm already wearing pants

And they're perfectly tailored

You get your baked goods from the mall

But all of mine, they come from France

That's a country in Europe

From a shop you'll never find

We, we were born to be different

I mean literally

When I was born, I got more than you were given

So it's not my fault, you can't be mad when I say

I am so much better than you at everything (Everything)

I am so much better than you at everything (Everything)

You look into your mirror

But my mirror only looks at me

My mirror wants to bone me

But it can't 'cause it's a mirror

You keep on doing push-ups

While I get buff eating mac and cheese

With overpriced lobster and truffle

'Cause I'm worth it

Some people say I'm a genius

Which comes from the Greek word for "less"

And other people will say

"Yeah, they're right, I'm in fact a fucking genius"

I'm not saying I'm a god

But I'm not saying I'm not a god

I am so much better than you at everything (Everything)

I am so much better than you at everything (Everything)

And even when you sneeze

God blesses me

He blesses me

And even when you sneeze

God blesses me

He blesses me

He blesses me

I am so much better than you at everything (Everything)

I am so much better than you at everything (Everything)

And it's not that I'm superior

It's just that you're inferior

You can try and try, but trying's useless

Just give up, you know the truth is

I am so much better than you at everything (Everything)

Everything