Have You Met Miss Jones

"Have you met Miss Jones?"

Said someone as he shook hands

"She was just Miss Jones, you see."

Then he said, "Miss Jones

You're a girl who understands

That I'm a man who must be free."

Then all at once he held his breath

Then all at once was scared to death

Then all at once he owned the earth and the sky

Now he's met Miss Jones

And they'll keep on meeting 'til they die

Miss Jones and her guy

Now he's met Miss Jones

And they'll keep on meeting 'til they die

Miss Jones and her guy