The Truth Is... (I Lied About Everything)

You lie about you, and you lie about me

You lie about your ex's and the STDs,

You grew up rich in the Florida Keys

You lie about everything

You lie about a baby being on the way

You lie to yourself if you think I'll stay

It's just a big game I don't wanna play

You lie about everything

You think you'll get everything you want

But you ain't gonna get it from me

The truth is,

It was all pretend

All along I've been sleeping with your best friend

The truth is,

I really hate your face

You were never all that hot in the first place

Bad in bed, you suck at giving head

You've gone and got me thinking I'd be better off dead

The truth is

You're fuckin useless

The truth is

I lied about everything

You lie to your folks, say everything's fine

What you don't know, rent's 2 months behind

Tell all your friends that we have a great time

You lie about everything

You lie when you said your tits are real

They're about as fake as the way we feel

You're so full of shit how can I deal

You lie about everything

I don't think we stand a chance

Watch the things you can't take back

The truth is,

It was all pretend

All along I've been sleeping with your best friend

The truth is,

I really hate your face

You were never all that hot in the first place

Bad in bed, you suck at giving head

You've gone and got me thinking I'd be better off dead

The truth is

You're fuckin useless

The truth is

I lied about everything

You lied about you and I lied about me

Now that you know I'm finally free

One last thing I'll say that's true

I lied when I said "I'm in love with you"

The truth is,

It was all pretend

All along I've been sleeping with your best friend