Letras
His name was Joseph
A righteous man was he
Before he turned eighteen
He learnt the art of carpentry
He liked the ladies
With his wood he never failed
Was nothing there in Galilee
Joseph hadn't nailed
He married Mary
She never let him have his way
Like an Italian hardwood floor
She was impossible to lay
Then something happened
That didn't seem quite right
Just like a new McDonald's
She got knocked up overnight
Joseph, oh Joseph
With Mary he was never on the job
Joseph, oh Joseph
The stepfather to the son of God
He bought a donkey
And they rode to Bethlehem
And in a stable out the back
With some old two-star inn
She had a baby
And Jesus was his name
But the Bible doesn't mention
What the hell became
Of that man Joseph
Well he moved back to Galilee
He married Mary's sister
And they lived happily
But Mary's sister
Already had a kid
So Joseph became the brother-in-law
To his wife and the stepfather
To the cousin of the son that wasn't his
Joseph, oh Joseph
The kind of man we should admire
Joseph, oh Joseph
The number two dad to the Messiah
And Joseph he'll go down in history
As the number one chippy from Galilee