One-night Stand José (LIVE @ Planet Queer: Flaming Creatures, 2023)

Got this reputation

Known for one-night stands

Everywhere I've dated

In this L.A. land

Numbers in my phonebook

Many without names

Tinder lads I'm greeting

All wind up the same

Bet you'll wonder why I seem confused

I want a boyfriend but I just get used

I'm dating

One-night stand men

One-night stand bros

It's them what turned me into

One-night Stand José

First guy that I ever met through Yahoo

Once he came, zipped up and told me

Call you

One-night Stand Dicks

I'm stuck with One-night stand pricks

I never meet a single guy that's true

Even Cameron Roca

Boy, I liked him a ton

Took two weeks to tell me

He's just looking for fun

I never chose to become

One-night Stand José

But that's my destiny

I'm dating

One-night stand beaus

One-night stand woes

All the boys trick me

With their one-night stand prose

Text them the day after

But they're all wack!

Feed me bullshit, like

I've lost my contacts

One-night stand stings

I'm sick of one-night stand flings

I never get the love that others do

Logged into my Grindr app

Someone sent me a note

It said: You're cute, let's meet

But I'd already met that dope

I never chose to become

One-night Stand José

But that's my destiny

Oh, I never chose to become

One-night Stand José

But that's my destiny