Utterly Useless

Useless Brain, useless mind

Used to being far behind

Play this game all to lose

I can't even tie my shoes

Useless this, useless that

Seconds from a heart attack

Don't need that, I don't need you

I'm gonna teach you all a thing or two

Utterly, utterly useless

Utterly, utterly useless

I'm utterly, utterly useless

Utterly, utterly useless

Useless Brain, useless mind

Used to being far behind

One plus one, two plus two

I can't even tie my shoes

Useless this, useless that

Seconds from a heart attack

Don't need that, I don't need you

I gotta teach you all a thing or two

Utterly, utterly useless

Utterly, utterly useless

I'm utterly, utterly useless

Utterly, utterly useless

Utterly, utterly useless

Utterly, utterly useless

I'm utterly, utterly useless

Utterly, utterly useless