I'm a Cunt

I'm a cunt from way back

Yes, I'm the original not political

This is more analytical like myself

I approach your girlfriend with stealth

Like the magazine, comin' off so clean because I'm keen

No other meanin', it's obscene

If you're not around

Well then I'm goin' straight down

I'll take you to town based on my pleasure island

While I'm makin' love, your girlfriend's seein' sirens

Firin' in all cylinders, seein' flashes

When you're out of town

It's at my place that she crashes

Sittin' on my face

She said you'd be furious

She also told me that she was bi-curious

So I said Next time, why don't you bring a mate

And right before she came, she said

It's a date

I got your back, but you're best to watch your front

Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt

I got your back, but you're best to watch your front

'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt

Such a cunt

Like Tony Liberatore

I'm the type of cunt

I'd even make a whore pay

Your way of mine, don't cross the line

'Cause I'm even worse when I'm drunk on the cheap wine

Sometimes I snap

Go out for vandalism

And other times, I'll just diss you to the rhythm

Prison couldn't hold a cunt like me

Not likely

'Cause I direct shit like Spike Lee

But this ain't a movie, cCunt) this is real life

I'd fuck your wife just to cause you some strife

I've done a lot of cunty things

And out of cunts you know

You know I'd be the king

I got your back, but you're best to watch your front

'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt

I got your back, but you're best to watch your front

'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt

One thing I do

And this is true

I'm sometimes a cunt to all of my crew

You know, the usual stealing of beers