Have You Got Any Castles, Baby?

I have dreamed about romance a lot

Men like Galahad and Sir Lancelot

Always did the things I'd like to do

Physically I'm not as durable

But romantically, I'm incurable

And I'd like to do the same for you

Have you got any castles that you want me to build, baby?

Have you got any dragons that you wanna have killed, baby?

I'll get into my seven-league boots

I'll get into my bulletproof suits

I'll get out my revolver that shoots

And rat-a-tat-a-tat, down they go

Have you got any mortgages you wanna have paid, baby?

Have you got any villains that you wanna have laid to rest?

After all my adventures are through

And I bring home a dragon or two

You can tell all the papers that I did it because I love you

Men are really men no longer now

For the weaker sex is the stronger now

We compete in every single thing

Gents belong in the Smithsonian

Since we gals are all Amazonian

And the queen has now become the king

Have you got any mountains that you wanna have clomb, baby?

Have you got any oceans that you wanna have swum, baby?

I'll get out of my bonnet and shawl

I'll get into my nothing at all

I'll let out with a Weismuller crawl

And over the waves I'll go splash, splash

Have you got any continents you want me to fly, baby?

Well, there just isn't anything Amelia and I won't do

After all my adventures are through

And I hang up a record or two

You can tell all the papers that I did it because I love you