Your Whole Family Is Trash

You recycle

But you don't reduce and reuse

Hand-me-downs are handouts

And that ain't cool to you

So you run to your nearest

Department store

To spice up your life

'Cause it's such a bore, yeah

Your whole family is trash

Your whole family is trash

Your sister, your brother

Your great-grandmother, trash

Trash, trash, trash, trash

I'll tear down your family tree

And turn it into ash

You get your coffee

At the corporate shop

Pike Place in your soul

Pike Place in your heart

You called the cops on your neighbors

They were smoking hash

Then you said good riddance

And had a laugh, yeah

Your whole family is trash

Your whole family is trash

Your daddy, your mama

Your great-grandfather, trash

Trash, trash, trash, trash

I'll tear down your family tree

And turn it into ash

You eat your dinner

At trendy restaurants

Just to be seen by others

Is all you want

Things are going great

Another dish to pass

But when the dinner bill comes

You're out of cash, yeah

Your whole family is trash

Your whole family is trash

Your auntie, your uncle

And your godfather, trash

Trash, trash, trash, trash

I'll tear down your family tree

And turn it into ash

Mr. Lunchbreak

Searching deepfakes in his car

Might rub one out

And then drive to the bar

Go home to your computer

And clear your cache

Vasectomize yourself

So you're the last, yeah

Your whole family is trash

Your whole family is trash

Your kids, your cousins

Your next door neighbor, trash

Trash, trash, trash, trash