I Hate Men

I hate men!

I can't abide 'em, even now and then

Than ever marry one of them

I'd rest a virgin rather

For husbands are a boring lot

And only give you bother

Of course I'm awfully glad that Mother

Had to marry Father

But I hate men!

Of all the types I've ever met

Within our democrazy

I hate the most the athlete

With his manner bold and brassy

He may have hair upon his chest

But, sister, so has Lassie

Oh, I hate men!

I hate men!

Their worth to me on earth I dinna ken

You may be wooed by Jack the Tar

So charming and so chipper

But if you take him for a mate

Be sure that you're the skipper

For Jack the Tar can go too far

Remember Jack the Ripper?

Oh, I hate men!

If thou shouldst wed a business man

Be wary, oh, be wary

He'll tell you he's detained in town

On business necessary

His business is the business

Which he gives his secretary

Oh, I hate men!

From all I've read alone in bed

From A to Z about 'em

Since love is blind and from the mind

All womankind should rout 'em

But ladies, you must answer to

What would we do without 'em?

Still, I hate, I hate

I hate men!