Casper Won't Leave My House

Honestly I used to think

Ghosts were kinda scary

But the tariffs the government charges me

On California state taxes

Are more beware-y

These ghosts kinda did their job the first couple of nights

I couldn't sleep

I couldn't write

I couldn't ride my back

Oh my gosh

My house isn't mine

I hate this

But now it's been like 3 weeks

And Halloween already passed

What are you doing

Stop eating all of my cheese in the fridge

I don't even know why I have that

I'm lactose-intolerant

But that's besides the point

Look

Get out my house please

It's an apartment

It's got one bedroom for a good reason

You weren't there when I talked to the landlord

For this agreement

You didn't sign

So listen Casper let's have an honest conversation

Alright

There's no conversation to have here

I love your place

Okay

Well that's pretty cool

But I really just got out of school

And I don't wanna share an apartment

With a ghost that won't pay half rent

But you cook so well

I really love your Korean Beef Bulgolgi

I wouldn't have a problem with you eating if you did the dishes

If you really want to keep your wishes

And stay in this house

You need to do your chores at least

What type of heathenry is that

It's Trick-or-Treat

You might as well not even say the "treat" part

You've only tricked me

You're kinda like my ex

Now please

Will you leave

Absolutely not on God's green earth

See

You're just like my ex

Please just get out my house

Before I get a restraining order

I'm sick of this

Ghostbusters

Come and get rid of this little