Letras
I am Kratos, the destroyer, I'm the harbinger of death
All of the gods tremble before me as they draw their final breath
In my first 12 games, I murdered every lord the Earth has seen
Now what immortal foes await me here in God of War 13?
Kratos, you are power mad, you're evil and insane
Your killing streak was vicious, now only us lesser gods remain!
You slayed my father, Ares, the overlord of endless war
So now you'll face me, Chaires, the Overlord of Chairs and Drawers!
Let's do this!
World's out of control
Zeus and his clan had gone
Kratos killed them all
And now we're running out of gods
The ones that we have left
They're not the best but they're our last line of defense, so
Here comes Spermes
The God of Busting Nuts
Mighty Twerkeles
He is the Lord of Jiggly Butts!
And no, not all is lost
We have Posoydon, sacred God of Sushi Sauce!
Enough!
Don't mock me with these weaklings, I could slay with my bare hands!
I've killed the god of love, the god of light, and the god of one-night stands!
I've killed the god of tweezers, puppets, speedos, football, skis, and sacks!
And I even ew-slay the ittle-ay itch-bay od-gay of Pig Latin!
No more of these pathetic pawns, their blood has all been spilled!
We shall unleash a champion that's worthy of your skill!
Now here he is, from distant lands, our savior so divine!
What's up, Kratos?
I'm the God of Baked Potatoes!
Ow, my spine
Holy shit, there's more
He's mowing through them all
There goes the God of S'mores
And also thumbtacks, nests, and balls!
Just one last god remains
Who is this mystery, Lord? He shall save our domain!
I am the god of that thing where you're just about to sneeze
But then your friend is all, "Hey, what's up?" and you suddenly freeze
But then you still have that nose tingle, it's a horrible tease!
And you're like, "fuck!"
Argh