One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

She ain't gonna get none of it

So I stop in the local bar, you know, people

I go to the bar, I rent my coke, I call the bartender

I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there

Said, "Whatchoo want?"

"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer"

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when

I been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin

Gonna get high man, I'm gonna get loose

Need me a triple shot o' that juice

Gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear

I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sittin' there at the bar

I'm gettin' drunk, I'm feelin' mellow

I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer

Looked down the bar, here come the bartender

I said "Look man, come down here"

Said "Whatchoo want?"

"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

No, I ain't seen my baby since the night before last

Gotta get a drink man, I'm gonna get gassed

Gonna get high man, I ain't had enough

Need me a triple shot of that stuff

Gonna get drunk, won'tcha listen right here

I want one bourbon, one shot 'n' one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer" (Well all right)

(Yeah)

(Scratch my back, baby)

(Yeah-ahhh right)

Now by this time I'm plenty high

You know when your mouth a-getting dry, you're plenty high

Looked down the bar, I see'da my bartender

I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there

He said "Whatchoo want this time?

I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"

He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock

Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer"

Lord, I ain't seen my baby since a-nigh on a week

Gotta get drunk man, so I can't even speak

Gonna get high man, listen to me

One drink ain't enough Jack, you better make it three

Gonna get drunk, I'm gonna make it real clear

I want one bourbon, one scotch 'n' one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer"