Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the rubber duck
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, pig pen, fer shure, fer shure
By golly, it's clean clear to flag town, c'mon
Uh, yeah, that Big 10-4 there, pigpen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy, ha-ha-ha
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on and a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We is headin' for bear on I-10 'bout a mile outta shaky town
I says, Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down
'Cause we got a little convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy cross the USA
Convoy
Beaker, pig pen, this here's the duck (convoy)
You wanna back off them hogs?
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, ten, roger, whoo
Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here
By the time we got into Tulsa town, we had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, and them bears was wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper, they even had a bear in the air!
I says, callin' all trucks, this here's the duck, we about to go a-huntin' bear
'Cause we got a great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy cross the USA
Convoy
You wanna give me a 10-9 on that, pig pen?
Uh, negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close (convoy)
Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
Well, we rolled up Interstate 44 like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets and left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-town them bears was a-gettin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements from the Illinois National Guard
There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps and rigs of ev'ry size (ooh)
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears and choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke with a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse minibus (Convoy)
Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over
Listen, you wanna put that minibus right behind that suicide jockey? (Convoy)
Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can yet, he-he-he
Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore and prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears, and I didn't have a doggone dime
I says, Pig Pen, this here's the rubber duck, we just ain't a-gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight, I says let them truckers roll, 10-4
'Cause we got a mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy cross the USA
Convoy
10-4, pig pen, what's your twenty?
(Convoy) Omaha? Ha, well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there for sure
(Convoy) mercy sakes, good buddy, he-he
We gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glasses and the bears off your tail
Yeah, we gonna catch you on the flip-flop
This here is Rubber Duck on the side, we gone, bye bye