Letras
Here's a story bout a girl and a boy
But parents all around so they had no joy
They took a walk to the top of a hill
And privacy to fit the bill
Heavy petting and hands in the pants
Virginity never had a chance
I think you know where I'm going next
He went down to the forest
She sung high at the chorus
Shook hands with John Thomas
As she gave him a big promise
He asked "before we're through
Could I ride in the pink canoe?"
Mother goose then gave consent
And opened up the convent
But the story can't end yet
Cuz it rains and it pours, And we get all wet
If the genie cums out of the box
Getting back in is unorthodox
Little boy blue got the girl's pink
And the screams filled up the whole precinct
What happened when the parents found out
They called the juvie hall
And jack went in, cuz he took the fall
Jill also didn't get off light
cuz the chastity belt went on ev'ry night
though love might conquer all
there's a bill for the heat, if you want to ball
Next time just don't get caught
As you knock quietly on the 'ole g-spot