Letras
Every year at Christmas, Daddy put under the tree
A gift certificate for Mum's cosmetic surgery
When I asked her yesterday, "What you getting done?"
She said, "All I want for Christmas is a new front bum!"
A new front bum, a new front bum
All she wants for Christmas is a new front bum
Just like moving house, somewhere new for folks to come
All she wants for Christmas is a new front bum
I checked out the brochure, there were all these different kinds
I asked Mum, "So which one have you got in mind?"
She said, "The one made out of glass, I think it's item number two"
She said, "I've always wanted a womb with a view!"
A new front bum, a new front bum
All she wants for Christmas is a new front bum
A brand new number two for all her number ones
All she wants for Christmas is a new front bum
Last year she did the breasts, the year before it was the butt
The year before a facelift and a tummy tuck
I'm hoping it's the last year Daddy chooses to surprise her
'Cause one more year of this and we won't recognize her!
A new front bum, a new front bum
All she wants for Christmas is a new front bum
A brand new shiny holster for Daddy's vintage gun
All she wants for Christmas is a new front bum!