Sticks

There's as many trees in the woods

As jobs that I would take if I could

I'm not sayin' I'm qualified

But I'll be damned if I ain't gonna try

I've never heard of it but I'll figure it out later

Might not be an expert but I'm not a faker

If they say they want a dominatrix

Then I'm gonna learn to crack that whip

If they say they need a diner waitress

Then they're gonna watch me earn that tip

'Cause I get through life with an open mind

'Cause who knows if it fits

I throw it up against the wall and see what sticks

All that money there in the jar

I earned when I was younger racing cars

And that check inside that white envelope

I got from thumpin' cantaloupes

I've never heard of it but I'll figure it out later

Oh, might not be an expert but I'm not a faker

If they need someone to drive the pontoon

Then I'm gonna learn to back it up

If they say I need to sell a vacuum

Then I'm gonna show 'em I don't suck

'Cause I get through life with an open mind

'Cause who knows if it fits

I throw it up against the wall and see what sticks

I've never heard of it but I'll figure it out later

Even if that means I wrestle a gator

If I'm makin' honey in Atlanta

I'ma do it better than the bees

If I move a tupperware in Tampa

Then I'm gonna sell like QVC

'Cause I get through life with an open mind

'Cause who knows if it fits

I throw it up against the wall and see what sticks

I throw it up against the wall and see what sticks