Letras
My wife is from Louisiana
That's a special breed of redneck down there
That's rednecks with hot sauce on 'em
And Louisiana has, guarantee you, the best food on this planet
As long as you don't ask too many questions about what you're eating
I've seen her relatives hit boiling pots with wooden spoons going
"Get back in now! Get back in that pot right there now!"
Remember a couple of months ago when
They had all the floods in Louisiana?
My wife and I were watching this on CNN and I told her
I said, "You watch, they're gonna find the biggest
Stupidest idiot they can find in the whole state
And they're gonna show him walking
Chest deep in water down Main Street"
And they did, and it was my wife's cousin Danny
Walking chest deep in water holding an umbrella
I was just looking at her going
"That's gotta make you proud right there, doesn't it?
That's your bloodline walking down the street"
Then it started making me worry
'Cause I realized it was my children's bloodline too
And you mix stagnant pond water with raw sewage
You ain't getting Evian