Wish I Woulda Known

I spend a little too much time at the Krusty Krab

And not enough time at home

Yeah, I traded flipping burgers with time I can't get back

I wish I woulda known

I wish I woulda known that

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary

Would end up leavin' me all alone

Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future

And leave me with nowhere to go

I wish I, I wish I, I wish I

I wish I woulda known

Met you in the fields with a net in my hand

And a Kelp Shake on my breath

Asked you out for a sundae

Maybe a dance

But damn, I shoulda left you alone

I wish I woulda known that

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary

Would end up leavin' me all alone

Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future

And leave me with nowhere to go

I wish I, I wish I, I wish I

I wish I woulda known

Take it away, Squiddy!

Okay

Stop! Stop!

Take it away, Kelpy G!

Kickin' with Sandy and doin' karate

Would leave me with nobody at home

Now you rock with a new man who looks like Pinhead

I swear to Neptune, I wish I woulda known

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary

Would end up leavin' me all alone

Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future

And leave me with nowhere to go

I wish I, I wish I, I wish I

I wish I woulda known