Girl, you say your sister saw me
Coming out the Holiday Inn
And the woman I was with
She used to be your best friend
But she must need glasses
'Cause that sure wasn't me
Your sister got a bad case of mistaken identity
Listen to me sweet
Now I could easily give you an alibi
But all you're gonna do is turn around and call me a liar
Your sister didn't lie to me, I wish she'd take it all back
But all I got to say is this about that
Say, you didn't see my face, did you?
Then I sure wasn't there
You can say all you want about me, go ahead
Girl, I don't care
You can put me anyplace
Anyplace you want me to be
But if you didn't come up and touch me
Oh girl, then it sure wasn't me
Let me tell you one more thing
Now I've been accused so, so many times
Now all the women you've given me, I'm not that bad
Girl, they can't all be mine
Tryin' to act like I'm a playa, man please
Said her husband coming in the front door
And I'm running out the back
Well this couldn't be me baby, oh no girl
I wasn't raised like that
Check it out
But these women out there, lie about the things I do
And even the fellas, they all lied on me too
Now they'll do me wrong, baby, at the drop of a hat
But all I've got to say is this about that
You didn't see my drawers, did you?
Beside nobody's bed
You didn't find my hat, baby, look at me
'Cause I still got my hat on my head
You say you saw somebody who looks exactly like me
But if you didn't come up and touch me
Oh baby, then it sure wasn't me
If you didn't come up and touch me
Yeah baby, girl, that sure wasn't me
If you didn't come touch me on my backside, girl
Then it sure wasn't me
But guess what?
If your sister was at the same Holiday Inn I was at
Who was she with?
Then it sure wasn't me
You see honey, if you don't come and touch me
Then what somebody else saying, it don't matter