Letras
You can stop smoking
But you're still gonna die
You might think I'm joking
But you're still gonna die
Don't eat anything fatty or fried
And you'll get real healthy
But you're still gonna die
You can drink less booze
But you're still gonna die
All the weight you lose
But you're still gonna die
Cut out coffee and never get high
But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
You can even give aerobics one more try
But when the music stops playing
You're still gonna die
Slow down in your car
But you're still gonna die
Cut nicotine tar
But you're still gonna die
Lose that cellulite off your thigh
Get slimmer and trimmer
But you're still gonna die
Stop getting a tan
But you're still gonna die
Eat lots of oat bran
But you're still gonna die
Look for spaceships up in the sky
They might fly you to Mars
Where you're still gonna die
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
And all the Reeboks and the Nikes and the Adidas you buy
You can jog up to heaven
But you're still gonna die
Put a gym in the cellar
But you're still gonna die
No valpolicella
But you're still gonna die
Get yourself frozen and suspended in time
When they thaw you out
You're still gonna die
You can have safe sex
But you're still gonna die
You can switch to Crest
But you're still gonna die
Move to Scotland where it's sunny and dry
And you'll live to be a hundred
But you're still gonna die
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die