Whiskey Drinking Song

Here's your whiskey drinking song

So all you motherfuckers sing along

Here's a song about your ex

And the next little dirty leg that comes along

Here's your whiskey drinking song

So all you sexy bitches sing along

Here's a song about the last little limp

Dick one-trick pony you rode

Well, I had real hard years where I been drinking

Been doing everything I can

To stop from thinking

Here's your whiskey drinking song

So all you motherfuckers sing along

Here's a song about your ex

And the next little dirty leg that comes along

Here's your whiskey drinking song

So all you sexy bitches sing along

Here's a song about the last little limp

Dick one-trick pony you rode

I've been on up this road before

But never so far down it

I couldn't no more

Here's your whiskey drinking song

So all you motherfuckers sing along

Here's a song about your ex

And the next little dirty leg that comes along

Here's your whiskey drinking song

So all you sexy bitches sing along

Here's a song about the last little limp

Dick one-trick pony you rode (yee-haw)

I guess I've been wasting just crying

When there's pretty girls out on the floor

Who's drinks I should be buying

Here's your whiskey drinking song

So all you motherfuckers sing along

Here's a song about your ex

And the next little dirty leg that comes along

Here's your whiskey drinking song

So all you sexy bitches sing along

Here's a song about the last little limp

Dick one-trick pony you rode

Here's your whiskey drinking song

All you motherfuckers sing along

Here's a song about your ex

And the next little dirty leg that comes along

Here's your whiskey drinking song

All you pretty women sing along

Here's a song about the last little limp