Letras
(Daniel, Michael is here for your sleepover)
(Please pl-please please please play nice)
You can touch my Lego
You can touch my Pokémon cards
You can watch Ninjago
Or play with Thor of Asgard
You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me
Eighteen
You can play with anything but
Please don't touch my monster truck
You can play my Fortnite
I know that you love Fortnite
You can touch my bike or my kite or my Spider-Man light
You can put your hand on my slap bass (slap bass)
But if you touch my monster truck I'll stab you in the face (bitch)
You can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom
You can go and smell all the things in my sister's bedroom
You touch my Tonka truck?
I couldn't give a fuck
What's the one thing I said?
Don't touch my monster truck
If you touch my monster truck
I'll fuckin' bite you on your arm
And then my mumma gonna call your mumma
And say: "Take your dumbass kid back home"
And I know for a fact you got no Dunkaroos
You got no Fruit Roll-Ups in that two-bedroom apartment
All you got is a marriage on the rocks
And the feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
Feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
Feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
If you tell anyone at school that I cried
When you t-t-touched my monster truck
I'll tell everyone at school that
You got no TV at your house and you shat yourself (shat yourself)
My dad could beat up your dad
My dad is John Cena
I'm allowed to drink Coke
You've got a weird wiener
My mom says that your dad is a cuck
But I don't know that word
But I know another word, it's
Monster truck (m-m-monster truck)
(M-m-m-m) Monster truck (m-m-monster truck)
(M-m-m-m) Monster truck (m-m-monster truck)
(M-m-m-m) Monster truck (m-m-m)
Yeah, don't you touch my
I am a little shit
The kind of kid that you'd like to hit
But you cannot, 'cause hittin' kids is wrong
So you settle for watching me get hit by my mum
In a (supermarket)
Crowded supermarket (a crowded supermarket)
A crowded supermarket
You take an opportunity while I'm stuck
To kick the shit out of my
Monster truck
(Yeah)
Kick the shit out of my
Monster truck
(I know you want to)
Kick the shit out of my
Monster truck
(Take your dumbass kid back home)
Kick the shit out of my
Monster truck
(Take your dumbass kid back home)
Kick the shit out of my
Monster truck