Ba ba black sheep
Have you got wool
Yes sir it's even on my tool
Belly and stomach and
Chest and back
Ron Jeremy
Would envy my ass crack
Gotta man-scape that forest son
Wax those pubes for slidey fun
Manly men are now passe
So's the bedside table ashtray
Sculpt that chest hair
Like a heart
Train your ass cheeks
Not to fart
Metrosex
Is all the rage
Ahave your balls
And come of age
Soften your voice
No dirty talk
No loads swallowed
In aftershock
Sign all forms
Giving consent
Don't come first
Until she's spent