Letras
I met this woman and I really liked her
As soon as I met her, all I could think of
Was wondering if there was such thing
As the opposite of a restraining order
I liked her because she wasn't normal
She liked to dance really fast to very slow music
Which I found very erotic
Due to a head injury as a small boy
I was playing jacks way too fast
Her eyes were a little bit too close together
Like the headlights on a Jeep
I used to call her AC, Almost Cyclops
In her spare time, she liked to waste time
She was a mail order bridesmaid
She would drink so much she would slur her pauses
She lived in a beautiful house, it had cathedral floors
You walk in, you just fall right down into the middle
We went out for about six months, then she left
She went back to school in Seattle
She was studying, uh, forensic astronomy
She wrote me this beautiful letter, and I read it
And at the bottom, I crossed her name off
And I wrote my own name, and I sent it back to her
And I never heard from her ever again
Apparently, she didn't like what she wrote
The reason I'm so laid back is 'cause
In high school, I smoked a lot of Ritalin
My problem is I was reincarnated
Without ever having been alive the first time
My nephew has HDADD
High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder
He can barely pay attention, but when he does
It's unbelievably great
I saw an advertisement for some invisible fences
I thought that'll be perfect for my invisible dogs
I live in Massachusetts, I didn't shovel a driveway once
This past winter since I bought the flamethrower
You know, the Earth is bipolar
So I've been emailing my answering machine
Which has been sending faxes to my cellular subconscious
Which has call waiting
So in case I'm thinking about something else
I can get back to myself later
It's out of control now, don't you think?