It looks like you've got, you know, eyebrows
It looks like you shaved them off just like Sid Barrett
No one wants to know where we've been growing no eyebrows
God, you're ugly
How the fuck did you get 1,000 followers on Instagram
That's just beyond me
You suck at field hockey
Or at least I think you find field hockey
Thank God you play sports that wear helmets
That way nobody will see your ugly face
You suck at field hockey
You suck at field hockey
You suck at field hockey
You suck at field hockey
Clean-shaven
Clean-shaven woman