Ive Got a Brand New Combine Harvester

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet

Now something's telling me that you're avoiding me

Come on now Girly, you've got something I need

'Cause I've got a brand-new combine harvester

I'll give you the key

Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony

I've got 20 acres and you've got 43

Now I've got a brand-new combine harvester

And I'll give you the key

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need

We'll have twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed

And you know I love you darlin', so give me your hand

But what I want the most is all the acres of land

'Cause I've got a brand-new combine harvester

And I'll give you the key

Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony

I've got 20 acres, and you've got 43

Now I've got a brand-new combine harvester

And I'll give you the key

For seven long years, I've been alone in this place

I sleep in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace

Now, if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?

I'll give up drinking Scrumpy and that Lager and Lime

'Cause I've got a brand-new combine harvester

And I'll give you the key

Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony

But, I've got 20 acres and you've got 43

Now I've got a brand-new combine harvester

And I'll give you the key

Weren't we a grand pair at that Farmer Dan dance

I wore lotions of hair oil, I had holes in me pants

In your new Sunday dress, with your perfume so grand

We had our photos taken, and you were holding my ...

Oh, I've got a brand-new combine harvester

And I'll give you the key

Now that we're both past our 50s, I think that you and me

Should stop this galivanting, ah, Girly marry me

I've got a brand-new combine harvester

I'll give you the key

Yeah, I've got a brand-new combine harvester

And I'll give you the key