Don't Be a Dick

If I was from Oklahoma

I'd be quoting that King James

Driving a minivan to all of my kids' games

If I was from New York City

I'd be single, working too much

Sleeping in on Sunday morning

Skipping church for a boozy brunch

Don't matter where you're from or what you do

Yeah, we breathe the same air

But can't wear each other's shoes

Don't be a dick

That's as simple as it gets

Let's disagree and get along

Hell, we can still be friends

Here's what I think

Everyone's shit stinks

Ain't nobody better than nobody

Here's the thing

Life's only as good as who you're with

So don't be a dick

If I was from Colorado

I'd me smoking purple haze

But I'm from Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Singing on this stagе

Don't matter where you're from or how you're raised

Yeah, we all hate warm beer

And love getting laid

So don't be a dick

That's as simple as it gets

Let's disagree and get along

Hell, we can still be friends

Here's what I think

Everyone's shit stinks

Ain't nobody better than nobody

Here's the thing

Life's only as good as who you're with

So don't be a dick

Yeah, all different roads got the same destination

Believe what you want, but all that I'm saying

Is don't be a dick

That's as simple as it gets

Let's disagree and get along

Hell, we can still be friends

Here's what I think (here's what I think)

Everyone's shit stinks

Ain't nobody better than nobody

Here's the thing

Life's only as good as who you're with

And I ain't trying to preach when I say this

But don't be a dick