Everything's The Best!

Frozen dinners from the supermarket to your doorway

Arriving soon

Scenes from every science fiction movie jump from your display

Into the room

Everything's the best

Infinitely blessed

Any color you want, any size

Never made 'em like this

Now they're coming in a kit

Anything that you want, for a dime

So how come every night I feel this emptiness inside?

Everything's the best

Everything's the best

Everything's the best

Starbucks calling, yeah we heard it's someone special's birthday

Stop on down and bring this postcard with you for redemption

Whatever drink you choose

Everything's the best

Infinitely blessed

Any color you want, any size

Never made 'em like this

Now they're coming in a kit

Anything that you want, for a dime

So how come every night I feel this emptiness inside?

Everything's the best

Everything's the best

Everything's the best

What a wonderful wait

Such a shame that it ends

I have no complaints

Would highly recommend

Everything's the best

Infinitely blessed

Any color you want, any size

Never made 'em like this

Now they're coming in a kit

Anything that you want, for a dime

So how come every night I feel this emptiness inside?

Everything's the best

Everything's the best

Everything's the best