Letras
Thank you for holding
Your call is very important to us
Current estimated wait time is
Forty-seven
Minutes
Please stay on the line
Forty-seven minutes... Unbelievable
Okay, just gotta get this cleared
Did you know you can find most answers on our web portal?
Simply navigate to the "Self-Service" labyrinth
I was just there, the portal told me to call this number!
Your call is very important to us. Current estimated wait time is
Fifty-two
Minutes
Wait, it went up?! How does it go up!?
Please enjoy this brief musical interlude
I'm staring at the ceiling, I'm tethered to the phone
A digital purgatory, dying all alone
I memorized the melody, I know the little flute
I'm trapped inside a loop while I'm sitting here on mute
The battery is dropping, the coffee gets cold
I'm trading in my hours for the privilege to hold
A simple little question, a box I need to check
With a heavy weight of static wrapping tight around the neck
(Your call is important! We value your time!)
(Please stay on the line, please stay on the line...)
(Your call is important! A partner in crime!)
(Just surrender your mind, surrender your mind...)
I'm waiting on the wire, I'm caught inside the net!
Listening to the promises that they haven't honored yet
They tell me that I matter, they tell me I'm the one
While the hands upon the clock are just hiding from the sun
It's a beautifully crafted, invisible cage
Trading my sanity for a minimum wage!
I'm hearing other voices, the phantoms in the static
Another thousand souls trapped inside the attic
I press another button, I navigate the tree
"Press four to be ignored, press five to never see."
The seasons are changing, the leaves begin to fall
I'm pretty sure they never even meant to take the call
It's an algorithmic wall, a psychological test
To see how much of nothing a human being can digest