Hey Dude Etude

HEY DUDE ETUDE

[Skit]

Hey dude, how are you?

Oh hey man

Uh, I feeling like I'm running my life pretty haphazardly

But under the guise of some sort of new New Age pseudo-consciousness

Pulled around by a series of messages and tiny dopamine blasts from my phone

And a subdued sense of impending doom coated over with a malaise of easy to meet day-to-day survival impulses

Like I was doing a seven minute workout off an app on my phone earlier

And I thought about how my body was digesting the sashimi bowl I got from Buntopia

And wondered when it, my body, would want to feed next

So I guess I'm kinda sad and generally rough around the edges

Maybe even ashamed

Well anyway, how are you?

I'm good man, I'm good

Just gonna go do some laundry