Letras
All the kids at my school
Thought Peggy was getting fat
But then we came to find out
It wasn't quite like that
See, in morning math she gets sick
And races to the restroom there
She told Patricia everything
And Veronica held back her hair
Oh, Peggy is preggy
She's gonna have a baby
Better take the next twenty years off the shelf
Don't even bother
Asking who's the father
She doesn't even know herself
The football players love her
As Peggy brings them joy
With lots of press and pom-poms
Mess with the cheerleader coy
They like to play this silly game
Of goal posts and touchdowns
It's not a lot like hot potato
She cheers in maternity gown (go, fight, win)
Oh, Peggy is preggy
She's gonna have a baby
Better take the next twenty years off the shelf
Don't even bother
Asking who's the father
She doesn't even know herself
She'll get a DNA test on the Maury show
(To make her happy)
That high school deviant football player be told
(You the daddy)
Now you may wish to judge her and tell her how it goes
(hoo, hoo, hoo)
But from the look of her protrusion I think she already knows
Oh, Peggy is preggy
She's gonna have a baby
Better take the next twenty years off the shelf
Don't even bother
Asking who's the father
She doesn't even know
Oh, Peggy is preggy
She's gonna have a baby
Better take the next twenty years off the shelf
Don't even bother
Asking who's the father
She doesn't even know
Doesn't even know
Doesn't even know herself
Oh, Peggy