Dumbass

Down me and smooth was a hanging at the Brooksville Rodeo

When we left our worn-out camping chairs to see more of the show

We saw a topless woman, she had a real nice pair

When we got back, some dumbass stole our worn-out camping chairs

You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass

You're grade 'A' number one, qualified first class

You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass

And you'll be one all your dumbass life

My wife and I were in a bar just the other night

Two rednecks started arguing got into a fight

The police came and said, "Now cool it, you inbreds"

But they didn't, so the po-po cracked them on their dumbass heads

You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass

You're grade 'A' number one, qualified first class

You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass

And you'll be one all your dumbass life

I saw a girl texting while she drove her little car

She was driving fast and steering with her knees spread real far

She never even saw it when she hit that concrete pole

Now she's texting up in heaven with some other dumbass hos

You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass

You're grade 'A' number one, qualified first class

You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass

And you'll be one all your dumbass life

A blue-hair geezer stopped me in the parking lot today

Said my dogs can't be locked up in my truck that away

I stared at the nosey old bag like she was a big moron

I said, "You dumbass, can't you see the air conditioners on?"

You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass

You're grade 'A' number one, qualified first class

You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass

And you'll be one all your dumbass life

You dumbass