You're dancing in the rainbows of the jukebox shining light
You got too high on purpose just to keep the boys uptight
You move like chocolate pudding, everybody's heart's delight
But you're just a glittering zero
And I ain't gonna be your hero
You're just a glittering zero
And you ain't gonna last the night
Busy frizzy hairdo, lots of silver on your eyes
The way you move you'd think you'd taste like tapioca pies
But if you'd let them close enough, they'd get a big surprise
'Cause you're just a glittering zero
And I ain't gonna be your hero
You're just a glittering zero
In a feminine disguise
You always wear a wristwatch but you never have the time
And if I were to call you up I'd surely waste my dime
There's really nothing on your mind but, ooh, I said
You sure do know the steps of every dance there is to do
I never saw a bunch of grapes look half as ripe as you
I wouldn't wanna live there but I sure enjoy the view
'Cause you're just a glittering zero
And I ain't gonna be your hero
You're just a glittering zero
And I'm just passing, I'm passing
Just passing, I'm passing through, yeah