Letras
This is the story of Mary and Willie
Modern lovers who never met
They're both lookin' for that perfect love
Neither one's found it yet
You see, Willie wants his women beautiful
Or Willie don't want 'em at all
If Willie can't have a beauty on his arm
Willie stays home
Willie drinks beer
Willie watches ball
That's why Willie ain't got no woman
Let's see why Mary ain't got no man
(Willie ain't got no woman)
(Mary ain't got no man)
Let's take a look at ol' hard workin' Mary
She's got a little business, it's doin' well
She says her workin' life is heaven
Her personal life is hell
Maybe Mary is much too choosey
She might wind up alone
If Mary can't have Mr. Perfect on her arm
Everyone else is wrong
And Mary ain't got no one to call her baby (baby)
Willie ain't got no shoulder to learn on
Nothin' ordinary is gonna do for Willie or Mary
That's why Willie ain't got no woman
That's why Mary ain't go no man
Willie ain't got no woman
Mary ain't go no man
Willie ain't got no woman
Mary ain't go no man
Willie ain't got no woman
Mary ain't go no man