AI Built My House

I said, "Hey, I need a new crib

Somethin' real fresh, not too mid"

Hey, I said, "Sure, I'll architect

Please confirm if you want a roof or just a deck"

Drew me walls with emoji bricks

Blueprints are written in javaScript

Kitchen's coded in python too

My oven runs appget stew

Hey, I built my house last night

Said the drywall needed admin rights

Now my bathroom's stuck in beta phase

And the front door asks for a captcha phrase

Yeah, yea, I built my home for me

But the wi-fi runs on apostrophe

If you knock, it'll say "Access denied"

Guess I'll move in when it's debuggin' side

It gave me stairs that don't go down

A pool full of code just splashin' 'round

The fridge won't open without a patch

And the doghouse runs on a docker stack

Neighbors ask, "Bro, is your roof okay?"

I said, "nah, it's a blockchain HOA"

Livin' room lights on voice command

But they only turn on in C plus land

Hey, I built my house, oh wow

But the thermostat thinks it's a cow

Says "moo" every time it hits seventy-two

I guess that's climate control V-two

Yeah, yea, I built my pad, that's true

But the mailbox runs on linux too

If you wanna send me mail, beware

'Cause it pings the server, then times out there

Hey, I said, "Walls complete

Initiatin' roof-exe"

Now the shingles run an RPG

Garage door coded in rust, oh please

It crashes if you sneeze

My toilet's hooked to a raspberry pi

Every flush tweets "Goodbye"

And Alexa moved into the shed

Keeps orderin' toasters 'til I'm in debt

Hey, I built my house, no lie

But the bedroom floats on SQL high

Every time I try to sleep at night

It just says "Syntax error, please rewrite"

Yeah, yea, I built my life-size dream

With a balcony made of upstream streams

But the welcome mat just screams in Greek