You'd Better Flee Ya Monsta (LIVE @ Planet Queer: Wizard Rave, 2025)

Every All Hallows' Eve

Ya monsta's in demand

Clear across the land

Children strike up the band

But their fear

Disappears

Whenever I am near

They should be crying out in fright

But they don't, and that ain't right

You'd better flee ya monsta, at first sight

Cause you're making a monsta feel small

You'd better shriek in horror

Not delight

When I'm chasing you down through the hall

I prey on humanity

Stop taking selfies with me

You'd better flee ya monsta, at first sight

Cause you're making a monsta feel small

Bared my fangs, you didn't flinch

Sharpened claws, a little pinch

Swung my tail, you weren't surprised

When I flicked my tongue, you rolled your eyes

Broke my arm, you weren't alarmed

Bent my leg, caused you no harm

Finally, ripped off my head

But you filmed me with your phone instead

You'd better flee ya monsta, at first sight

Cause you're making a monsta feel small

You'd better shriek in horror

Not delight

When I grab you right through the wall

I just wanna make you scream

Cause that's my treat on Halloween

You'd better flee ya monsta, at first sight

Cause you're making a monsta feel small

I just wanna make you scream

Cause that's my treat on Halloween

You'd better flee ya monsta, at first sight

Cause you're making a monsta feel small